If you make a better rat than human, thats not something to boast aboutIf you make a better rat than human, thats not something to boast about.

-Sirius Black

 

I was a bit busy with its heads or maybe you didn't notice it had three.
-Ron Weasley

 

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming
through......!"
-Fred and George Weasley

 

"So, the train isn't good enough for the famous Harry Potter and his faithful sidekick Weasley. Wanted to arrive with a BANG, did we, boys?"
-Severus Snape

 

"She needs to wort out her priorities."
-Ron Weasley

 

"Well... when we were in our first year, Harry- young, carefree, and innocent-"
-George Weasley

 

"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for sending you a toilet seat..."
-Albus Dumbledore

 

"Now, you two-this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl
telling me you've-you've blown up a toilet or-" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mom." "It's not funny."
-Mrs. Weasley, Fred and George

 

"COME BACK IN HERE!" he bellowed. "COME BACK IN HERE AND PUT HER RIGHT!"

-Vernon Dursely

 

"Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you."

-Albus Dumbledore

 

"Er-why are you calling that owl Pig?" Harry asked Ron.
"Because he's being stupid,"said Ginny "It's proper name is Pigwidgeon."

-Ginny and Harry

 

"Victor?", Ron said. "Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?!"
-Ron Weasley

 

"I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart,"what's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?" "Stalagmites got an 'm' in it,' said Hagrid."an' don' ask me questions just now,I think I'm gonna be sick."
-Harry and Hagrid

 

"You know Hermione. When in doubt, go to the Library."

-Ron Weasley